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Could someone tell Allen I have his keys?

deerhoof :

the future is here and it’s horrible

I see you licking me.

Stahp.

iraffiruse :

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

Hell yes.

benstandingnexttothings :

Yo fuck planes

humansofnewyork :

“They say it’s gonna snow tomorrow. Well I just got a bottle of whiskey. So let it fucking snow.”

Hell yes.

reasonsmysoniscrying :

“Potty training is not going as planned.” Submitted By: Michelle Location: Colorado, United States

tatecollectives :

Thanks for the submitting - See you on Friday for our 1840s GIF Party !

madebyabvh :

Original

I’ve always hated geese.

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tommypenner :

Work gave us all FitBits today! (at DailyBurn Gym @IAC)

The snacks *are* better at DailyBurn.

andreaallen :

“I folded myself to keep from being seen.”

Joe has an amazing sense of interior design. That’s the handsomest throw rug I’ve ever seen.

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lifehackable :

More Life Hacks Here

Why is that slide a cheese grater?

I would think that flesh being flayed off of the underside of children is the #1 cause of death of children on this slide.

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“Unfortunately, some people find that’s too cumbersome.”

thecornettotrilogy :

Shaun of the Dead | Hot Fuzz | The World’s End aka the Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy + fence jumping

What’s the matter? Never taken a shortcut before?

Congrats.